Taco Vulture 

A person who declines an offer of food until the food arrives, at which point they begin circling and opportunistic stealing

She said she wasn't hungry, but when I only ordered enough for myself she went all Taco Vulture on me.

Taco Vulture by The BONEMASTER July 8, 2017

tacista 

A person who makes tacos.

Taco Bell employees are tacistas.

tacista by Hsnhnss July 26, 2017

taco fruit 

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

taco fruit by Zevil August 29, 2017

Taco Bell Lottery 

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...

"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"

Taco Bell Lottery by Mezzarat September 27, 2017

taco bell prolapse 

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.

Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."

taco bell prolapse by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017

taco cat obesity 

obesity led by the consumption of a cat inside a taco

OH MY HE JUST GOT TACO CAT OBESITY SYNDROME!

taco cat obesity by DUCK FEET LICKED BY HAIRY CAT February 7, 2018

Taco Bake 

When you cum in a girls cooch and just leave your dick in for 10 minutes afterwards.

Bro I took that girl home and we had a taco bake last night.

Taco Bake by Pants1336 February 26, 2018