by Hawk S 14101 autumn December 12, 2023
Get the Stuck off the realnessmug. "In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.
If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.
When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.
The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.
When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.
The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."
Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."
Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."
Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."
Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."
Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
by ZeroOne^ July 23, 2010
Get the In a real organizationmug. A word commonly seen in pornographic video game advertisements, in an attempt to convince the viewer that the sex in the game is realistic
by Plehy August 18, 2021
Get the Sex like realmug. To Keep it G Real, of Keep it Gangsta Real, is to be completely honest and true to oneself and others. Similar to the term keeping it real but the distinction between these phrases is that Keeping it G Real means that said individual uses things such as their neighborhood, of hood, groups and other people with credibility they may be associated with to validate their statements. Popularized by the late Vincent Brown, A.K.A. G Real, in the viral video where he tells his op, “today I got time.”
I’m going to Keep it G Real, you disrespected me, you disrespected my hood. I’ll show you how gangsta I am.
by RollinUpVonPack October 8, 2022
Get the Keep it G Realmug. for example when someone says This thing is nice or says anything that is clearly true
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real
by that one retro community guy February 4, 2024
Get the True and Realmug. It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.
This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.
This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.
by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024
Get the Pulled of a Real Madridmug. KednelGaming’s #1 Tip-Rider
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Corey Allen’s biggest fan
Dude sucks at ro wrestling ***VERY IRONIC ENDING IS SHOCKING***
Lost to anthony Rollins of all people
Uhhhhhhhh
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by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022
Get the Jacob Cass realmug.