A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017
Get the fantasy fuck teammug. A team of strapping young men that clean the toilets (urinals). and do so with the grace of a zeppelin in flight
by Team PUBY June 24, 2019
Get the Team PUBYmug. by Team Popping Brownies March 17, 2023
Get the Team Popping Browniesmug. A fight that takes place that is intended to end in serious result but after all is agreed to be done, everybody leaves without a single scratch on them.
"did you see those asses trying to act tough against eachother? i thought it was gonna be a bloodbath but they didn't even know how to stick and move....it ended up to be one pathetic "A Team fight"."
by dantehoh October 28, 2011
Get the A Team fightmug. 
Get the Put the team on his backmug. "Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.
"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"
"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"
"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"
"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"
by Ibmsmemes April 16, 2018
Get the The aruban baseball teammug. by roykenneth October 21, 2010
Get the Team Awsomemug.