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social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.
Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.
by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 1, 2019
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Anti-Social Smokers Club

Anti-Social Smokers CLub is the Best Place to find weed in DC.
by rich4rdhe4d June 3, 2019
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Socialism

Hey, what’s with this dude Bernie saying he’s a democratic socialist? Isn’t socialism communism?
by tapttam August 2, 2019
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Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.
Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!
by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019
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Social Enemedia

Extension of the word, "Enemedia," to include Facebook, Twitter, Google, YouTube, etc.

Used to describe how the bias of big social media companies promotes liberal (Leftist) causes and beliefs while shadowbanning, deleting, editing, deplatforming, demonetizing or demonizing conservative causes.
The Social Enemedia suspended Milo Yiannopoulos's account, yet keeps accounts active for violent leftists.
by randalllflagg August 7, 2019
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social beef

Something you say to a kid when you got a shrimp dick
“You just social beef” -shrimp dick joe
by Ahhhh my dick fell off August 15, 2019
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social stalk

stalking people on social media without getting noticed

stalkhub.com
social stalk my boyfriend from instagram web viewers like
by stalkhub August 25, 2019
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