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Mushroom Slap

When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.

(not easy to do)
ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage
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wang slap 

To strike someone with the power of one's wang
"He wang slapped me, so of course I had to challenge him to a duel"
wang slap by STD AIDs October 27, 2003
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Colorado Cock-slap 

FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).
Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.

Jeff-Oh Karioka!

Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?

Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.
Colorado Cock-slap by oldchub April 9, 2011

bitch slap 

A misogynistic term referring to a pimp's open-handed slap of a prostitute - designed to show dominance, instill fear, and cause pain, all without leaving a lasting mark that might inhibit her ability to turn the next trick.
Get your spooge-covered hands off my fries or I'll bitch slap your dumb ass so hard I'll be using your bloody snot for ketchup!
bitch slap by sticky-fingers October 24, 2012
truly a bitch-slap on steroids. Form in execution is a must to avoid personal injury. Start with feet shoulder width apart, rotate at the hips, and release with a firm back-hand technique. This is the way a true pimp keeps da ho's in line.
Bitch, get yo ass out on da corner, for I pimp-slap u!
pimp-slap by Pimpin\'daLuv June 26, 2003

Korean Cunt Slap 

When you find the need to do the dirty deed. Drop your pants and grasp your weiner. Lift up and slap down as hard as you can on his/her cunt. While yelling "BYAH" repeatedly.
Zach once gave Kristi McPherson a Korean Cunt Slap. She loved him long time.
Steve Loves Koreans. Especially Cunt Slappers.
Craig is black.
To use one's penis and slap someone across the face with it. Usually its a girl getting slapped when she sucks the penis improperly.
guy 1: nicole last night gave me a horrible blow job.

guy 2: oh did you c-slap her?

guy 1: yep across the face.
c-slap by little white May 20, 2008