Retarded Chipmonk 

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.

Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''

Retarded Chipmonk by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009

retardalyzed 

When someone is so retarded that they are paralyzed.

Yo man that nigga over there is so retardalyzed!

retardalyzed by vstro24 February 25, 2009

retarded fuckchild 

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..

Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

retarded fuckchild by Fuckthepainaway April 8, 2005

retarded animal babies 

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.

"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."

retarded animal babies by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

pants on head retarded 

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.

Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.

pants on head retarded by TheStorey December 27, 2007

Showing Somebody Retarded 

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

Showing Somebody Retarded by Rossdoni February 6, 2009