the perfect ounce

known as the perfect number , it’s when you blackout or drink heavily the night before and wake up without a hangover

“bro i killed a handle of crown last night and i feel great this morning” “oh you must’ve hit the perfect ounce “

by clt.clt77 September 26, 2021

National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

by admandu October 4, 2021

The perfect song

Gusty Garden Galaxy from super mario galaxy

Person 1: Yo what's the perfect song

Person 2: Gusty Garden Galaxy

by Teasis69 October 31, 2021

Most Perfect Person

my girlfriend and love of my life, Makahla Downey

yeah, you’re cool but you’re not the most perfect person like my girlfriend Makahla… sorry.

by she the best fr no capppp November 5, 2021

the perfect girl

it has to be an Ines just leaves me speachless how perfect someone can be

1: i dont i ever met the perfect girl before
*sees Ines*
1:*literally melts*
2: Now you know...

by Love you Ines By W1lzu 27/11 November 26, 2021

A Perfect Album

Kanye west album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy!

My beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Is a perfect Album

by My beautiful dark twisted fant December 10, 2021

sage perfect

sage is the most perfect man alive, hes a bit scottish tho so dont mind that but he is so amazing and sweet

sage perfect he is so perfect

by emmimmie January 14, 2022