Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.

by Drone24601 August 6, 2022

Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.

Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?

by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022

Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.

Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.

by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022

The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022

Good Morning

A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.

Good morning coach Jim Moortgat

by ConCole July 14, 2022

G'mornighternoon

A word of greeting or farewell to use when chatting online and you want to be inclusive to those who may be in other time zones.

Comes from the common phrase "Good morning/night/afternoon," contracted down into an easily-typed word.

G'mornighternoon, dudes! How's it going?

Well, g'mornighternoon everybody! I'm heading off to work (or to bed, to school, to eat, etc.) now!

by Abbomeister September 17, 2022

Sun-mowing

Sun-mowing typically starts as daylight fades and continues into the night. The compulsive urge to constantly eat “mow” takes over one's conscious. Symptoms include eating uncontrollably, even when not hungry. Eating until feeling uncomfortably full. Night eating.

John’s sun-mowing began shortly after dinner. He could not control his urge to eat until he finally went to bed.

Last night my sun-mowing took over. I couldn’t stop eating. I felt so sick.

Last night I was sun-mowing. All my cabinets are empty this morning.

by Stopmakingsense September 27, 2022