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Flo-Monster

Flo-Monster is a crazy, awesome being which is loyal and sexy. A FloMo is one of a kind and most likely to rule over lower beings. She drives a FloMobile and takes much joy in raping her close friends. Also fights crime with Stevie, her bitch.
She's so gonna be the Flo-Minister

Om nom nom Flo-Monster!!!
by stevieswarley May 9, 2011
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The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”
by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019
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Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.
Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
by Munching Munter March 28, 2024
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green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman
"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."
by H-Trashy May 13, 2010
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bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
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Sass monster

A girl/boy that is sassy and when they act sassy they turn into a monster that won't listen to anything or accept the fact they are sassy.
1.That girl last night was a total sass monster!

2. Stop being a sass monster.
by Dylt0505 December 25, 2022
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Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
I left a swamp monster just for you
by The original STD March 11, 2022
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