mike groff

A guy that loves Perry county isn't born in America, makes sure his hair is always combed, and thinks everyone around him is laughing at him.

If you hear someone say are they talking about me? it must be Mike Groff

by Bladey23 June 9, 2020

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mike vitt

An egotistical douche that can tame the most strong, independent women to be his good girl

I'm gonna mike vitt that cassandra girl

by harryjohnson79635 February 15, 2025

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Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020

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A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

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