Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 04, 2023

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Mike Fitts

Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.

Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.

Omg what drink?!

I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.

:0 No way!

by coolrosie1000 February 24, 2024

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mike marten

he can't dance

mike marten can't fnace

by scribani October 08, 2021

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Mike da mooch

Daddy’s little mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch

by Pnuggit87 April 09, 2022

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Genius Mike

This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.

That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!

by CkretAdmirer September 21, 2022

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