March 23

Grab your best friend ass however many times

Since today is march 23, I can grab your ass,
March 23 is grab your besties ass day

by i-!-i March 23, 2022

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

march 25 2018

when stray kids debuted

person 1: hey March 25th is my favourite day specifically march 25 2018
person 2: ...okay? why?

person 1: stray kids everywhere all around the world

by Biggest stray kids fan February 21, 2024

marching banding

Verb. The act of marching in a band. Specifically with an instrument, rifle, flag, and sabres.

Brad: “Yo, fam squad what was you doings last night”
Christopher: “Ya know marching banding”

by Draqn September 18, 2018

March 5

The day everyone has to accept compliments given to them.

Person 1: "You look so cute today!"
Person 2: "No I dont-"
Person 1: "it's March 5th, you have to take my compliments today" >:)

by Ooowakawqka March 05, 2022

March 5

Give your crush a hug and a kiss

March 5:hug your crush

by Urmom❤️ April 24, 2022

March 5

The most beautiful and talented people born on this day, they are so amazing and if you know someone born on March 5, I promise you have the best friend

Bruce: It's my birthday, March 5
Alice: OMG marry me

by Skyy__x December 17, 2021