March 15

Shitting yourself day.

The day where you are allowed to crap your pants

Bob: “why’d you shit your pants man??”
Couch: “it’s March 15th.”

by shreshre July 28, 2025

March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 22, 2022

March 12

Today is a day where girl have to say yes to anybody!

Friend:Hey is today march 12?
Girl:yup🤦 ♀️

by Cassyyyyyy March 12, 2022

March 14

Give your boyfriend head and let him eat u day

Lol march 14

by Lollyjack March 12, 2023

March 2nd

all the boys that are born on this day will break your heart.

He was born on March 2nd then he broke my heart

by sdyoefwgf2e November 10, 2020

March 19 Boob punching day

A day where you can punch a female's boobs. Don't do it to a stranger though. This was made in response kick in the balls day

Hey it's March 19 boob punching day, yknow what that means!

by Justforanimation March 18, 2025

March 2

National Steal Your Crushes Clothing Day.
You can steal their sweatshirt or any article of clothing.

Margaret: Omg it’s March 2. I’m steal Charlie’s sweatshirt and he can’t say no

by NeverWrittenADefinitionBefore March 1, 2022