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Alexander Matthew Hochberg

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.
by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021
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St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.
St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah
by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019
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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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Matthew Mew

Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.

He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.

Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6

Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.

He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)

The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.

There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.

And there was the man mountain of a man,

Either side were women cooling him with a fan.

His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,

His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.

"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.

His high fives create earthquakes,

Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.

This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,

The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
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Matthew

He is an awesome guy. He deserves everything in this world. Matthew probably gets some smack sometimes, but he’s an awesome guy, and you are lucky to know one. He’s super handsome, and kind. Even if he doesn’t know it.
I love Matthew
by Blueberrymuffinsarecool August 12, 2022
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Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.
Woah, Matthew is sturdy.
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Matthew

He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.

Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
Matthew, I've only know you for a 2 weeks but i want your children.
by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016
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