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by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024
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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
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just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
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Just Adi Things

A blanket excuse the Jordanian CSGO player Adi uses for when he gets a kill using wall and or aim hacks in the video game CSGO
Person 1: Dude, that guy has to be hacking, he no scoped me through a wall

Person 2: Nah that's just Adi things
by Cookie_21__ June 18, 2022
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 3, 2018
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Look who just stepped in

Catchphrase of well-known UK rapper 'Morrisson'

This line can be heard in 'Shots Remix' and 'Buckingham Palace'
Morrisson: "Look who just stepped in MORRISSON!"

Alternatively:

Morrisson: "Look who just came in MORRISSON!"
by expressbenjamin20 May 9, 2020
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