A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy
Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is a kind, sweet, smart, and caring girl who always has something to say. Jordan will never give up, and always encourages people to do their best, even if she is a shy girl! She often feels embarrassed around others, but close to her friends she always acts like herself. Guys LOVE Jordan! They drool over her, or in a friend / sibling way they like her! She’s always so sweet to others, you’ll forget about any trouble she has done, which is rare!
(Girl Name Version)
(Girl Name Version)
“She is such a Jordan, I knew at first sight!”
“Dude, that chick is a hella Jordan! I can just tell”
“How’d you guess i’m a Jordan? Is it how I act!? I’m amazed at your guess!”
“Dude, that chick is a hella Jordan! I can just tell”
“How’d you guess i’m a Jordan? Is it how I act!? I’m amazed at your guess!”
by reyuxe October 16, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. A people who usually go by the name of Jordan and they love suckin on Schawarma all over Australia. THey are of lebonese decent and think they are top shit because they bought a sports car on 100% finance.
I hate that cunt Jordan, Lets call him Air Jordan Vun cuz hes a lil lebo fucker. No racism allowed tho.
by SibuSisu_Fried_Chicken May 9, 2023
Get the AIR JORDAN VUNmug. by Peeweevle’s December 20, 2021
Get the Jordan Bennetmug. Jordan is a guy who keeps to his self and is generally a quiet kid. He’s kinda shy at first but once you see the real Jordan you can’t un see it. Jordan is funny, intelligent, smart, and pretty attractive. He doesn’t have many friends but appreciates the ones he has. Jordan has always kinda had a girl best friend and boy best friend. But he has always had trouble realizing that his girl “friend” is very attracted to him and really cares about him. Jordan is genuinely a amazing person and friend.
by anonymous April 11, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a big dickhead, but he is very loyal and is a great friend. He tends to be kind of weird and acts like dickhead towards everyone at times. People have a crush on Jordan but nobody knows why or how they do. He is also retarded in science and access.
by peachydays November 23, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.