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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
by Salish Matter March 23, 2024
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Jordan

JORDAN???!!
Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"
by notslurry November 21, 2021
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Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
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Pulled a Jordan

Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.

People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"

If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023
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Jordan

A snacc with sexy hips
person 1: dang look at his hips
person 2: definitely a jordan
by blueberry_333 September 11, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan, he is one with his emotions. Wears his heart on his sleeve, feels everything so intensely!

Yes, he’s soft but he’s very head strong. Determined. Committed to anything he sets his heart on. Fall in love with a Jordan, and you’ll never forget it.

He will show you life like you’ve never known and show you versions of yourself you never thought existed!!

Break Jordan’s heart and you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

His past is HARD so he loves even harder!

Cherish him, because a love like his is hard to come by. There might be some rough patches being with him, but when it comes down to it, it’s ALL worth it.
Jordan? He’s beautiful!

I wish a Jordan Loved me (:
by JordanLover9698 January 6, 2022
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