January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.

Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊

by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024

January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 21st

it's on the 21st, so it's blessed
any day on the 21st is blessed, especially 9/10/21

also it's my bday

guy: when's your birthday?
me: January 21st
guy: haha nice, it's B L E S S E D

by ✨real🤯 January 12, 2022

January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh

It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…

by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024

January 10

January 10:Your Friend/Crush will ask you to borrow your items such as hoodie/crocs/hat!

January 10:Your crush will ask you do let them use you items

by Clix1938; January 9, 2022