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january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.
friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th
by ski279 November 1, 2019
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January 11th

January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person
Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them
by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024
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January 1

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020
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january 13

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt
by koalabear800 January 12, 2023
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January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush
‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to
‘fine 🙄’
by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024
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January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.
Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.
by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022
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January 29

Give your closests friends a meaningful paragraph
by adotta January 29, 2022
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