january 11

your mom eats ass

“ hey david you’re mom ate my ass today , it’s january 11th”

by ueheiwhaja January 11, 2022

january 11

national euri day

Today is january 11th
YO it’s national euri Day!
Damn dude really?

by poseidonstoe January 11, 2022

January 11

January 11th is International get more hoes Day

People born on this day get all the hoes

Person 1 : Yo , why does Ashton get all the hoes

Person 2 : Coz he was born on January 11

Person 1 : But so was i , and i get no hoes , People born on this day get all the hoes
Person 2 : Bcoz u r blac-

by GetHoesBut is Gay October 22, 2022

january 11

The day where you HAVE to get a new crush. If you're not with them yet, they're not worth it!

them: its january 11!
you: i dont like you anymore sorry
them:but its my birthday! :(
you:sucks for you

by ur best fried friend :) January 10, 2022

January 11

National receive head day

“Hey”
“Can I get some head”
“Why”
“It’s national receive head day”
“No it’s January 11”

by DarkLight January 11, 2022

january 11

when the best people are born
they’re amazing

they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time

someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”

by cooleli January 02, 2022

January 22nd

its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake

hey its January 22nd today!!
omg happy international Jake day!!!

by bigvswamp January 22, 2022