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Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea
by NICKPRO February 7, 2022
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Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."
by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018
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Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022
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Jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018
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Jacob

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male
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jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one
by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017
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Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny
"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool
by bigboychungas September 25, 2020
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