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Dutch Broiler

The same concept behind the Dutch Oven(trapping a person and ones farts under a blanket), but instead with a weighted blanket.
“Bro I got my girlfriend with the Dutch Broiler last night.” “That’s nasty man really sealed in the flavor huh?”
by FancyMallard August 6, 2021
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dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022
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Dutch Christmas

Sex with multiple older men wearing Santa costumes
I haven’t spoken to John since he had his last Dutch Christmas and don’t plan to
by Lanborp December 1, 2022
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Reverse Dutch Oven

When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long
I waited twenty minutes for her to come to bed. Now she’s going to get a reverse Dutch oven!
by mek804 February 23, 2024
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vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017
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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019
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dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam
dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's
by yosoyboy May 24, 2025
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