<.7.9.7.6.>free us to dive further into the dilemmas that really deserve our focused effort<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>free us to dive further into the dilemmas that really deserve our focused effort<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope
Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 24, 2023
(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 14, 2015
“here he is boys… FREE HIT!!!”
“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”
“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”
by Free Hitters Anonymous December 12, 2024
by mmeez March 22, 2019
If you had sex with someone who was a virgin, it does not count towards your body count because it was clean, unfucked, penis/vagina/anus
by anonymously in your mom February 13, 2022