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February 19th

today you HAVE to slap someone’s booty, and the person you choose can’t objectify
its February 19th, i have a free pass to slap someones booty
by Sndhshshjsjs February 19, 2023
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February 23

girl: hey babe! boy: *kisses her* girl: why did you do that? Boy: because it's February 23rd. “ National kiss your girlfriend day!
by thatbishk February 22, 2023
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February 5th

This day is when the best person in the world was born, this person has never failed to not make me smile and make me happy
by Bentden April 24, 2025
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February 15

Spongebob S1E12 " Employee Of The Month" at 12:19

National Annoy Squidward Day

The Day Spongebob & Patrick Annoy Squidward
February 15
The Day Spongebob & Patrick Annoy Squidward

SpongeBob shows the calendar showing it's annoying Squidward day
by AcousticMan47 May 13, 2025
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February 1

The most annoying people were born on this day. They talk a lot and don’t know how to stop talking 🙊 If you have a friend born on this day i feel bad for you 😿 AND IF U WERE BORN ON THIS DAY, NOBODY LIKES U (this is personal)
Person 1 : Why does JAIME act like that?

Person 2 : Ohhhh it’s cuz his birthday February 1st

Person 1 : oh now I understand 😬
by Idkkkk idkkkk April 14, 2024
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February 15th

the day where the most handsomest, cutest, most adorable, intelligent, funniest, strongest, kindest, lovely boy was born :) i love you so you much fabian and i forever will ❤️🫂
by velovesfabi May 28, 2024
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february 9th (attack jeremy day)

feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!
"I can slap you, it's February 9th (attack jeremy day). I can attack anybody named Jeremy."
by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024
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