Misspelling of Fagott, German for "bassoon" (generally used by conductors who are too lazy to translate). Also used in orchestra terminology to refer to the bassoonist.
by fayarc February 17, 2018

San Francisco corners the West Coast HIV market. Every year the Disney Faggot Week becomes the East Coast top HIV spot. The most popular ride is the Rock Hudson HIV Space Mountain ride. It goes backwards.
by queensburykid August 14, 2023

The gay billionaires, politicians, and all of their supporters who brought down America and Western civilization.
Person One: "Hey, real quick, can you think of any rich guy that isn't a total faggot?"
Person Two: "Hmmm, no, none come to mind. Just look at their wives and girlfriends. None of them have tits."
Person Two: "Hmmm, no, none come to mind. Just look at their wives and girlfriends. None of them have tits."
by Publius0987 April 7, 2025

As a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE I got tired of these DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I who were METH HEADS and had sympathizers and for years bowed down to a METH HEAD AND METH DISTRIBUTER MATTHEW SHEPPARD and on top of that they TRESPASS me for not doing METH or going along with it and at the time CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was on their side along with the CEO MATTHEW O MADDOX of WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL but I had to run away which I wanted anyway to SILICON VALLEY as my LIFE WAS SAVED BY ALPHABET and not only that because things turned 180 degrees since there had to be sophisticated meth intervention of CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION to save her LIFE it is now boomeranging back in these DRUG THUG DRUG DEN supporter faces and especially all DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I that are still perverse about the before things change sympathizers like GARY the MANAGER at HAWKS who TRESPASSED me two years ago when he was manager at THE ENTOURAGE at the time in NOVEMBER 2019 because I threatened to kill a meth head that ran lit a crystal meth in my face and almost set the drapes afire and LOU ANNE said he was so scared he ran out naked and GARY again said I was TRESPASSED at HAWKS GYM AND SPA now the manager.
by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 8, 2021

One who directs a collective group of faggots and is a faggot himself. He primarily answers to the Captain of the Faggots also known as Captain Faggot. Being Director Faggot is a much sought after promotion in the executive world.
Hey you hear that John finally got promoted to Director Faggot. If anyone can handle that job it’s him. He has extensive faggot training and experience.
by RickDickSuperspaz April 7, 2021
