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you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.
Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."
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bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.
Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."
by Squirrely June 18, 2006
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i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
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a big niggas gotta eat

When a big nigga asks "yo can i get somethin out the fridge" or "you gonna finish yo cornbread?"
"Damn...Beaux tried to ask me for some damn chitlins.. I guess a big niggas gotta eat!!"
by stupidfuckingdick January 3, 2021
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Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.
Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds
by Nion_YT May 8, 2022
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National eat food day

On this day you can eat as much as you want from Jan 1st to December 31st
Guy: hey guess what
Guy2:what?
Guy: tomorrow’s national eat food day
Guy2: wow no way

Guy: I know but it’s the same for the next 364 days
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