The dutch effect

When you have to shit soon after eating a heavy and/or greasy meal, usually breakfast.

Where is the bathroom, the dutch effect is hitting me hard.

by Rk0281 August 3, 2017

Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap

I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Dutch Train

That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace

Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!

by JonWilson November 7, 2019

k.o. dutch

A fat Dutch Masters blunt. Usually smoked before bed, and will typically make you fall asleep fast. A.k.a "K"nocking you "O"ut. Usually smoked by G ass people

"Bro spark that K.O. Dutch so we can slump"
"Roll up a K.O. Dutch before we go to bed"

by OTF_300 December 17, 2017

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Dutch Shovel

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

Full Dutch

~ adjective,

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons simultaneously.

"Wow, John! If you slay any more ladies people will think you've gone Full Dutch"

by BigRig June 24, 2016