puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 02, 2011

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Donald Dump

The 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, who did more harm to the nation and its people than literally anyone else in history.

"The U.S. economy is at an all-time low as a result of Donald Dump's executive orders."

by Fcking_Chuck April 04, 2025

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Donald Dump

A maniac coot who has dem dump trash bags as clothes

Bruhhhhh Donald Dumpppppppppppppp

by Boi On A Unicycle November 05, 2018

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dump bagging

When you find a random poop in a low flow toilet and proceed to dip your nuts into the water.

"Martin loved his dump bagging. I mean, you can't catch herpes twice, right?

by Rey (pseudonym) September 14, 2021

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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 02, 2019

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