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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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david nora

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people
by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020
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David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020
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Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.
Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff
by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020
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david dada

Yo cuh david dada a hoe ass nigga he don’t even got a c7 bruh
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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David Breuer

@davidsshithouse on twitter is what everyone in the world wants to be. David Breuer can turn lesbian people straight by just existing in a 1 mile radius. David is the best goalkeeper in the world
Hungarian Niran: Look it’s David Breuer
Filipino Niran: *starts masturbating*
by ÏÏ November 9, 2020
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David

by dagoatdie November 10, 2020
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