Double Blump

The act of two people giving someone a blowjob while they are shitting

I got an INSANE double blump yesterday by Ralph

by Jimmyscookin May 18, 2023

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Double Davydov

To watch two episodes of D Davydov in Single Day.

Both episodes are not watched simultaneously.

Looks like we can go the double Davydov today! Glory to Ukraine.

by WA Tbone May 25, 2023

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Double Rainboner

When you save up a nut for at least two weeks before hosing down your partner. Double the rain from your boner.

The other night I hit my girl with that double rainboner, took her 2 showers to wash off all the jizz

by CavernReaper February 25, 2023

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Double straight

A) a male who is only attracted to feminine females. B) a female who is only attracted to masculine males.

Person 1: She's so hot.
Person 2: No she's not.
Person 1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT HOT?! YOU'RE SO PICKY!
Person: Actually, I prefer the term double straight.

by Yoyomom March 21, 2023

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Double Poop

When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.

I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.

by Poopboy4000 February 28, 2022

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double stupid

When a stupid person thinks you're stupid and dismisses your supposed stupidity, from their stupid sense of view, double stupid, duh!

I will prove the Earth is flat by walking to the end of it.
But...there is too much evidence and common sense that we live on a sphere!
Duh! That’s the opinion of some so-called scientists! Fake science news! You dumb-ass!
Oh, I am now double stupid. I give up

by MarkinJapan March 6, 2022

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