Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."
"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"
"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

by Jerry thornton89 April 2, 2020

by Killbiscuits2020 February 13, 2021

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021

“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
