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Geeter Biscuit

Country term; a meth head who wants to steal your stuff or manipulate you. Trying to "geeter your biscuit."
"That dude tried to convince me to buy a stolen cell phone. He ain't nothin' but a geeter biscuit!"

"That geeter biscuit with the missing teeth tried to steal my carburetor last night!"
by AnotherSassHat April 16, 2025
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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Biscuit choking

I think tedison was biscuit choking that fat bitch last night
by Jerry thornton89 April 2, 2020
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Biscuit

Someone so dry, like a biscuit. They have literally substance or personality.
The lads in Cameron’s corner are such biscuits
by Killbiscuits2020 February 13, 2021
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Bugger Biscuits

When you've forgotten to do something or made a stupid mistake.
Bugger Biscuits I didn't put the bins out
by 3001spike October 3, 2018
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clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell
by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021
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Cum biscuit

The belly button area that gets cummed on when you are jacking off horizontally.
“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
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