Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
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You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 5, 2024
Get the Shit on a Biscuit mug.Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
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Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
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