Get three friends and a random, the friends team will hold the random down and repeatedly dick slap them in the face while the third inserts a pickle into the randoms ass.
Last night fucking chad wouldn’t stop talking about the NFT market, so we took him in the back an Pickle Rick’d his shit.
by The fart throater September 14, 2022

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!
by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024

This is where you hit a crossroads (in the relationship/dating sense) and with a twisted sense of self and those around you, attempt to legitimise your actions for the sole enjoyment of your own distorted reality.
The crossroads should normally be a very simple, straightforward decision. However, this person is not normal - lacking in morals, subconsciously attempting to stir the pot.
The crossroads should normally be a very simple, straightforward decision. However, this person is not normal - lacking in morals, subconsciously attempting to stir the pot.
I know doing this would be wrong. But right now I really, really want to do it. It would be fun right now, and I can sort out all the shit it will cause later on. What a frenchie pickle I'm in!
by scorned_23 June 22, 2010

by Your Mooom June 11, 2018

When, post-sex, you stand up, try to pull your pants up and unfortunately it doesn't go above your erection and you trip and fall on your dick.
by Llama66 October 13, 2019

Highly skilled and finessed at the competitive sport of pickle ball albeit just a little too intense to really be cool (but they think they’re cool). BTW, the cool kids are jealous and secretly want to be pickle dorks.
The cool kid laughed at the pickle dorks but later returned without his cool friends and asked if he could try playing pickle ball with the Pickle Dorks
by tofallinlovewith July 29, 2023

by Mr_Casual August 15, 2009
