bum skeet

1. (N) A really close friend.
2. (V) To hang out and have a crazy awesome time.

1. " Name Name & Name, BUM SKEETS FO' LIFEE! "
2. No one can bum skeet like we can!

by Maria-Cristina July 26, 2008

Mum Bum

The flattening and/or widening of the ass after child birth...

"Oh Look at her...thats a real mum bum..." or "Look at her she aint got no junk in that trunk, she got mum bum"....

well look at the bums of some moms and you'll see what we mean.... it's very obvious!!(looks like you've spent the last 3 days laying on your back and your ass is flattened...)

by 420 PPL October 17, 2008

bum wizard

An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.

Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.

by El Horritt January 4, 2017

frum bum

Refers to a woman who has a large ponch in her lower abdomen, almost similar to a butt.

I told her not to wear her pants up past her belly button, now she has a frum bum!

by J.J.B November 25, 2007

basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.

Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."

by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016

Professional Bum

A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.

The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"

Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."

The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"

Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?

by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022

bum breather

when someone's breath is so terrible it smells like a fart

can also be used for someone who constantly talks nonsense or non-believable stories. Also know as a sh*t talker

That girl last night was a serious bum breather, I almost puked when she talked to me.

All he does is bum breathe, you can't believe any he says

by slash182 February 20, 2011