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asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm
Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.
by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019
mugGet the asshole lassomug.

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
mugGet the Texan Asshole Blazemug.

Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots
Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream
by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025
mugGet the Asshole creammug.

Asshole

Asshole-mike sherm
“Im a mtf asshole,bitch im da shit” -mike sherm
by 5startatum January 19, 2023
mugGet the Assholemug.

asshole

An idiotic son of a bitch who won't shut the fuck up!

Example:

My teacher
Fuckboys
People in general
N: Look there is Magnus, my teacher. He's such an asshole.

T: I agree 100%
by N.Ss May 21, 2018
mugGet the assholemug.

ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
mugGet the ASSHOLE TEASINGmug.

asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
by Nerd classified June 18, 2016
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