Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.

bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018

andrew

the biggest simp you will ever meet. he tries to act like he isn’t one, but he is. he will try to make you happy even on your worse days. he is a person that is easy to trust and give your all to. he will give his whole heart to one girl if he thinks it will last. he is VERY attractive. he is especially great with knowing how to turn on a girl. most importantly he is the best guy to fall in love with.

me: who is that?
annas: that’s andrew, he will rock your worlf.

by anonymous July 6, 2022

Andrew Escalona

cuban tiktok micro celebrity with a private profile, famous in cuba for being against LGBTQ+ hate speech. is a gay, transgender, autistic male.

Andrew escalona? Isnt that the gay cuban guy?

by kaworunagisalover24 December 3, 2024

Andrew

A tall woman with a small brain. Typically American and hates waffles.

Bro looks like an Andrew. 💀

by SonicElectro May 30, 2023

Andrew

Never hits legs at the gym, but let’s be honest, does he ever hit the gym? Gets voted in high school “Most Likely to Cheat On His Girlfriend with an Extraterrestrial-Looking Girl” Makes thirst traps for his 99’ Honda Accord which means he must obviously be compensating for something, if you know what I mean. But the second be breaks up with Alien Girl, he comes running back to the baddie he had, adding all of her friends to try and find some way to communicate with her. Will throw food at fat people while driving by them, screaming racial slurs and stuff that not even Diddy himself would say.

If your man uses his hair to hide his big old forehead, then his name is probably Andrew.

by gocryaboutit0406 November 25, 2024

Andrew

Being a whore, a never ending hoe, male slut.

Why are you an Andrew?
Don’t be an Andrew.
If he doesn’t change his ways, he’ll become an Andrew.
Girls love boys that behave like an Andrew.
Please can you Andrew me?

by lowbudgetweirdo December 26, 2022

Andrew

Andrew is an interesting guy... Always seems to say the most inappropriate things and brings second hand embarrassment for his friends. Not really too good at anything but tries hard anyways. Kinda awkward around the ladies and can't seem to find his true soulmate. The only ones he can trust are all mostly guys.

Andrew? I would never date someone like him loll.

by dababy.com May 14, 2021