Thomas

WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.

Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.

Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;

*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist

*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw

by AnUnravelingUnknown June 27, 2023

thomas whitehead

Not a bitch

He is definitely not a thomas whitehead

by cdhgjgdge March 7, 2019

Thomas

A little boy who probably like someone called charley or erica. His hair line is completely gone and will never come back

Wow thomas is balding!

by whatdadogdoin123 August 7, 2022

Thomas

Thomas is a FUCKING AMAZING person and best of all, and he's a handsome boyfriend and soon to be husband !!<#

Thomas is an amazing person, no one can say otherwise

by PPopppii August 25, 2022

thomas brown

Thomas Brown is the guy you meet randomly but becomes a big part of your life. Most Tom Browns have unusually small penises but still like to brag about the "python" they think they have.
Overall everyone needs a Tom Brown in their life.

Thomas Brown is awesome

by tommyyourboy6969 May 25, 2024

Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

Thomas

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings

What's his name

ThomasI ain't letting my kids near him

by Michael cheese December 21, 2018