Man, that was rough - right after he blew Guinness farts on that chick, causing her to grow dizzy, he gave her a handful of a bearclaw.
by Justice April 22, 2005
Although a care bear may be quite an attractive individual, don't fuss over Ms. care bear too much. For unless you are the Reggie Bush or Dwayne Wade of the future, you stand no chance and the rejection WILL be painful (as many of us have experienced). Daddy's little girl is accustomed to getting what she wants, when she wants it; whether it be her crystalized sidekick (priced at around 3 grand) or her platinum visa used to purchase clothes and various accessories daily, while attending exclusive day-school "GA". Although a care bear, a CT heiress can act surprisingly "down to earth," "fun," and even "kind," if you offend her in the slightest way you will quickly become acquainted with the "spoiled" and "entitled" care bear, usually followed by a call to Daddy to get validation that of course "she is right and those around her are all wrong." However, care bear's constant need to please those around her, spares most from coming to know her manipulative and spoiled side. Although newly single after dating a close childhood friend, who was surprisingly not up to par with her usual NFL standards, care bear continues to receive all the pampering that she could possible desire whether it be from her personal driver (who trots care bear to her various appointments in nothing other than a Bentley), her family chef, the household team of maids (God forbid care bear ever does her own laundry!), and of course "Daddy," her number one fan who would lick her bedroom floors clean if his "princess" asked him to...literally. To clue in all possible "beau's" of Miss care bear.. If you think you are the MVP of the week in care bear's book, -be aware that after meeting "Dante Stallworth," (wide receiver for the Browns) at the Patriots exclusive "2008 Post-Superbowl Party," care bear has remained connected to the prior-Patriot through phone calls, text messages, and even alleged visits from Mr. Stallworth. Although, if asked, care bear may deny such a connection to "Dants" (the name accompanying his number in her cellphone contacts), I personally, along with her close friends, have observed firsthand contact between the two. Extra curricular activities besides socializing with sports center's bachelors? Jetting off to the Caribbean on her private plane at (Daddy's expense of course!) and lets not forget brown-nosing anyones whom it concerns in order to get an A+. care bear is a prude and I would truly not be surprised if she is still a virgin; do not let her sex appeal and physique fool you. Although arguably a beauty, if care bear is not letting any of her baller-beau's "score," what are they sticking around for? I guess thats the million dollar question. But undoubtedly, when they too have the revelation that she is nothing more than a spoiled, degrading, prima-donna maybe care bear will realize (for once) that everyone doesn't always get their way.
after the patriots lose the 2008 superbowl to the new york giants a care bear would attend the patriots after party (within hours of their loss) and see Brady alone. A care bear would state "the party was pretty good except for like, Brady was like crying by himself the whole time. i mean its like, i know you lost and everything, but way to ruin a party Tom!" WOW
by CARE BEAT HATER November 18, 2008
A gay man who is stocky and hairy is referred to as a bear. A man with similar features but blonde hair is a golden bear.
by G-FRY July 28, 2009
Regina Spektor was doing alright in her set until she brought out a guitar and proceeded to bear cub the shit out of it.
by spinofdoom March 10, 2008
rob clark. He is a awesome snowboarder and he is going pro! He kicks ass, and he is like a bear. there for robba bear. haha get it!
by sarjen January 22, 2005
punch the bear refers to something that is going to be awesome, or is already awesome. The opposite of jumping the shark
by adam g johnson July 06, 2008
by fruitcup columbus June 06, 2010