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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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drug bar

Harris : You know Trudeau is now allowing drug bars in Canada?
Maurice : Hallelujah!
Stevan : The purge is on!
by LebbEx February 20, 2019
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eagles bar

A public drinking establishment characterized by sorely outdated décor, dim lighting, and a clientele of mostly middle aged & older white males, typically divorced and single. Juke box may have a decent selection of oldies, but the patrons will select only songs published by The Eagles.
"Hey! Want to check out "The Sword Fighter" bar downtown?"
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."
by ChickenThe Cat February 22, 2019
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Austin’s Bars

Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.
Yoooooo, Austin’s bars are straight HEAT
by Them Niggas March 10, 2019
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Bar Pash

A bar pash is an Australian term for a young male or female finding a random male or female form across the bar .. making out and then never seeing eachother again .
Generally you are pretty drunk for this to happen because you have your alcohol confidence and just go for it
I’m excited for a few bar pashs tonight!

Hey mate, I’m going to find a few hot bar pashs tonight! Let see how many we can get”
by Stevenirwin January 13, 2019
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bar hog

a bar-ed boar
turn that boar, into a bar

make it a bar hog
by Barack Hussein Obama January 14, 2019
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Shit-bar

David’s brother ate a shit-bar last night
by AlphaReaper72 June 12, 2018
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