ass voice

A horrible singing voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJeBIlyaOas

Just listen...this girl has an "ass voice".

by Hugh-G-Rection September 27, 2008

ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

by M__ May 12, 2008

golden ass

Having one means you are extraordinarily lucky.

The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."

by #$%* June 28, 2011

ass ferocity

when a girl has an impeccable ass, and the mere sight of it is excruciatingly painful (much like looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye)

The girl in the black stretch pants has such ass ferocity that I am now 50% blind in both eyes. The good news is that I'm now 150% fertile.

by TWON June 6, 2004

Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

by the_toad April 21, 2006

Ass Swipe

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.

"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"

by Fuelgun September 8, 2011

Greasy-ass

When shit remnants left behind from wiping insufficiently combine with sweat and dead skin cells to form a grease like substance.

Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.

by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018