National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.

Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!

by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024

Hoodie Day

On november 16th all boys need to give there crush/gf a hoodie

Hay Linda i need to give you my hoodie since it’s national hoodie day

by shsvvshdvs November 15, 2020

National treat your girl like a bitch day

October 31st. Do not be nice to your girlfriend AT ALL.NO MATTER WHAT. You can even ignore her!!Nothings off limits.

Hey man October 31st is National treat your girl like a bitch day do not be nice to your girl!

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah December 12, 2020

Binkle Day

When the Binkles get horny for Christmas (sing Christmas songs, go sledding and more)

Zenon: BRO ITS Binkle Day
Dylan: who tf asked

by Hammong Main October 27, 2021

National cock and ball torture day

A day were you get and give cock and ball torture

April 15 is National Cock And Ball Torture day

by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

national shoulder day

the day that appreciates all the broard shoulders in the world. it is celebrated by corressing and kissing the shoulders and the man that comes with them

“benedict did you know it’s national shoulder day ? We now have to celebrate the amazing part of the male anatomy !” begins to get corssed and loves it by significant other

by birra tacos May 26, 2022