Dirty Miriam is when a curly-haired girl wraps her beautiful hair around your penis and squeezes it until you scream at the top of your lungs which brings her an unspeakable pleasure. Her partners are usually so hypnotized by this curly creature, they find themselves craving to experience this incredibly painful act again. WOW!
So I finally seduced that curly beauty, but she really pulled a dirty Miriam on me. My penis still hurts but MAN do I want to feel that hell of a squeeze again! MMHHMMM
by YourfavMommy766 November 22, 2021

by Dirty Lele Seeker November 14, 2020

by Reaper172 September 22, 2021

Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.
by Bigdaddybuzz69 February 4, 2019

when ur having sex and then next thing u know ur partner starts acting rlly sus and then they grab u by the neck and flail you around the room like a naked jump rope
by Weird_____________words September 5, 2021

by Poop duke July 9, 2021

When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
by OLAPIR January 27, 2024
