National cap day

January 27th also known as, National cap day is when employee’s who hate their jobs all decide to wear caps for no reason other then fucking around

Zach: Oscar where’s you cap?
Oscar: wait is it January 27th already?
Brad: yeah man, National cap day

Oscar: shit

by Number1Barista January 27, 2023

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Hitler Day

•Alt-Right Holiday

The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.

“Put on your Charlie Chaplin costumes today because it’s Hitler Day”

“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”

“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”

by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 7, 2023

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National send nudes day

April 20 is send nudes day ask your boyfriend or girlfriend nudes they can’t say no

Hey did you know April 20 is national send nudes day and you can’t say no

by I love booty April 19, 2020

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Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.

Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is

by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021

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International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

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