Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Dirty Vallarta

When you have buttsex with a girl speaking in tongues after drinking in the pool all day long and she gets nauseous so you reach around to hold a trash can for her while she pukes but keep pounding it so hard.

I felt so bad for Kara after her husband gave her the Dirty Vallarta last night, she’s still kinda nauseous and won’t be shitting right for a week!

by Ponch96 July 26, 2023

Dirty aahil

When a little Indian man puts his hand in his butthole in front of you then shoves it in his mouth

Bro my friend loves doing Dirty aahil

by Sllim July 2, 2024

Dirty Teghan

This is when a person is sleeping and you wake them up from their sleep and force them to give you a hand job

Last night I woke my partner up and got a dirty Teghan

by G Bara December 15, 2021

Dirty keylei

A dirty keylei is when a women she commits sexual activity with her best dude friend .... when he has came she keeps it as a sandwich spread

Karen did a dirty keylei

by Kim taehyseokoyoongi April 18, 2020

Dirty conleth

A sad lonely man who cannot get no bitches
He wanks off on himself to feel good

He's such a dirty conleth

by The slores December 16, 2022