When you lick a very naughty woman's vagina and it smells like rotten tuna, so you throw up on it and continue licking it.
by anonymous January 16, 2025

When a chad turns on his own kind and invites them to a party, where he drugs them and rapes them till they ascend to the heavens only to suck up the ghosts with his skidding vacuum cleaner and rape their souls. When he is done, his cum will be forever green.
by EvanTheEdgeLord69420 December 19, 2023

by Sminton Baxter and Priya Patel September 28, 2019

by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021

My cousin wanted me to nutt on her finger so she can put it in my ass. She called this a Dirty Willy.
by Jack sing-off October 03, 2020

by Dirty shitpiss December 07, 2023

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
by ellodad January 26, 2021
