A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass

Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters

by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024

dirty bardiya

when a person hides in little kids closets and masturbates to them while they sleep. And in the morning when the minor gets out of bed he whips it out and bangs it till there's no tomorrow.

Girl: Where were you last night?
Boy: Man I was doing a dirty bardiya the entire time, and it was such a good nut!

by MinorLicker2.0NamedBardiyaS March 21, 2024

The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

Dirty memphis

The act of going to target and shoving every single hot wheel up your ass and then proceeding to launch them out at innocent shoppers

“Bro i am gonna go pull a dirty memphis real quick”

by KablooeyGooberGangster March 22, 2024

Dirty memphis

The act of going to your nearest target and shoving all the hot wheels up your rump and then proceeding to launch them out at innocent shoppers.

“Yo i am gonna go pull a dirty memphis real quick.”

by KablooeyGooberGangster March 22, 2024

dirty pipette

When you're getting a blumpkin and the toilet water from your huge spike splashes down into your girls throat.

Man I dropped such a huge spike mid blumpkin that the toilet water dribbled right into her face like a dirty pipette

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024

Dirty spoon

When spooning and little spoon has big spoons cock in their rectum.

I fell asleep dirty spooning last night. We were spooning with my cock in her butt.

by Cbonesteak March 23, 2024