by big babo December 02, 2020
You are in jail waiting to go to court so you go have a shower and cause of your long hair you look like a chick then bubba takes you from behind and you have the ride of your life and its the longest 8 seconds of ur life.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
It's the national day for Emyleens. The thing I'm pretty sure there's only on in this world and that's me : /.
Friend 1: Happy Emyleen day! *gives flowers*
Emyleen: Thanks much! It's soo cool I get a national day!
Emyleen: Thanks much! It's soo cool I get a national day!
by JustARandomTeen February 03, 2024
A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”
by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 07, 2024
by Haideez January 03, 2022
Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!
by 1737563738jeffvlogs November 07, 2020