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DIRTY ASTRONAUT

Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin
I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut
by J R Ø S S June 2, 2018
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Dirty BTS

When 7 Men fuck the same girl after shooting a film and then continues to do it again after each take (Behind the scenes)
Damn she got it rough With a Dirty BTS
by Mrs.funtasticfish April 7, 2023
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Dirty bird

When fingering your sex partner insert bird finger into the anus then remove it and flick off the world as if your on top. Your shitty bird finger is now called the dirty bird.
by Jonnyappleseedsnut May 13, 2019
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Dirty Pirate Hooker

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
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dirty wilf

The act of a small white midget lynching a black man who has a 10 inch dick and using him as his sex toy only to realise it was a strap on and realise black people don’t have big dicks naturally. He proceeds to use the strap on and convince the world that white peoples have big dicks and should anal themselves with their pet cow with a strap on on top of the horns
I did a dirty wilf yesterday and revolutionised the world
by Highlebede December 13, 2024
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Dirty Jacoi

When a man fucks a woman but his penis is very small, so she has to fake it.
His dick was so small I pulled a dirty jacoi on him
by Istillrespectwaman December 3, 2021
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dirty jaide

The act of finger banging a kangaroo’s pouch then feeding lamingtons to your girlfriend without washing your hands.
Dude what’s wrong with Laura?!

She got food poisoning after being dirty jaided last night.
by Swcs February 20, 2018
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