fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 18, 2022

Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

Swear Up

To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.

Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.

by abcdefg h May 22, 2014

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Don't get all worked up over things.

It is mean without too much emotion.

Whether there's an external change,react accordingly.Follow your instincts as primitive animals do.Don't get all worked up over things.

by donaaaa August 17, 2022

woke up in a cold sweat

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.

Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!

by Yongundong April 25, 2017