post your gf day

on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off

"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"

by nckfrrs April 17, 2023

day traders

a job for hokers who are in a relationship

yo my wife is a day traders i only get her in the night and morning

by Okhighschooler March 10, 2021

When is topless day

On the 5th of June

When is topless day?

On the 5th of June

by Killer. 0 March 15, 2022

National give head day

May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .

It’s national give head day

by farres May 6, 2022

make him cum day

On 7. December Girls we have to make him cum to show how great he is

Make him Cum day

by miriana68 December 7, 2022

Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022