cars that never work

cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road

I always have cars that never work !

by shitty cars October 21, 2023

Get back to work

Me: You should get back to work you monkey
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)

Get back to work is typically used when telling your slave to work at the cotton fields

by TheGreatBananaMan January 11, 2024

God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.

"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."

by laser_jock January 27, 2024

Make The Irish Work Again

For the -92 thumbs down for what I wrote here.
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?

This whole account proves its lack of purpose that made Ireland a horrible experience, Britain should Make The Irish Work Again

by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Did that work?

Did you figure out how to make it better immediately or do you need me to...

Hym "I mean, yeah, I thought of a way immediately but you never got back to me. Did you figure it out or no? And when I said 'Did that work?' I knew the answer. The question was rhetorical."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023