Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et

That wanker is such a willy wonka

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs’

Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.

by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020

W-Willie-Cap

W-Willie-Cap is a word you will use after you successfully spread misinformation and get your friends or peers to believe it,

"Dude did you hear he's dating a skinny chick?" "WHAT?! No way I could've sworn he only liked fat girls" "Hahaha gotcha bro that was W-Willie-cap

by Joseph Helmer April 18, 2024

willy-mobbed

a sucker punch or
gang bang

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?

by archania2012holocaust May 3, 2011

Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit

Kanye has the willy touch

by willy touch woman September 24, 2021