Italian war medal

A stain from spilled Italian food on one's clothing.

Don't insult him by saying that Italian war medal must be Ragu. The meal was personally made for him by Giada.

by North Central Johnny October 8, 2009

The French Wars of Religion

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589

if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.

by Sexydimma November 5, 2019

The Great Smurf Wars

An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.

The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

white girl war

an altercation between two or more individuals or groups that are classified as "white girls" (Ugg boots, iPhones, Starbucks, selfies...) involving dirty looks, sniped snapchat pictures, underlying digs, shit talking, etc.

Oh my gosh, look at her snapchat story. She's just asking for a white girl war.

by longislandcanhang April 12, 2016

War ready indica

Indica is an amazing, cool, and helpful person. She'll get you through anything and will stay by your side forever. Shes obese, nice, and helpful to the community - Eondo. Shes the best person ever. She'd do anything just to see you happy and would never let you down. She gives the best advice and makes you feel happy even through hard times. Shes the person you'd never want to lose. She is also very unique, beautiful, supportive, and a amazing bestfriend.

People: Hey indica!

War ready Indica: Getcho uglah out my face

by indica xd December 19, 2020

New Word War

The non-violent war individuals and organizations which have the power to popularize a new word wage against one another by inserting new words—they craft to achieve strategic goals—into various forms of media to covertly persuade as many people as possible to do or not do specific things.

The New Word War is intensifying.

by but for October 1, 2017

War On All Fronts

War against acne; When every section of your face is currently breaking out.

Dude 1: Hey bro, crazy party going on tonight. Theres going to be mad chicks. You down?

Dude2: Ah dude... I cant tonight. I'm fighting a War on All Fronts right now...

Dude 1: Just like Hitler bro.

Dude 2: true dat, true dat

by FML_Dude July 28, 2012