ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom

ur mother

haha ur mom

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

Still checkin on ur ex

Checkin on your ex is not cool he or she dont love u nomo

Girl u "still checkin on ur ex "dont do that he or she didnt love u then or now

by Britany hall September 5, 2021

Ur mom

A prostitute

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute

by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021

ur mom

i have lick ur mom p*s*y

i like ur mom p*s*y

by kiwi whales September 6, 2021

Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad

Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke

by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021