Turtle

A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood

I love turtles

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Turtle

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢

Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis

by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023

reverse turtle neck

A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.

“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)

by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023