Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
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tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
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Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
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